EDITOR’S NOTE: The following article was sent to us via textual time machine, a fantastic device that can evidently send text information across space-time via a special kind of internet connection involving a government quantum-something supercollider—look, it’s confusing but also impressive, okay.


We were warned. We were warned that excessive political correctness, even just calling people racist, would lead to disaster. But we were fools who ignored the danger.

Political Correctness has now become too powerful to be contained. It has acquired sentience and a physical presence in this world, a hideous eldritch monstrosity with enormous barbed tentacles. The monstrous slime has already engulfed the nation’s universities. Soon, the entire country will be enveloped by the repulsive flabby arms of silencing darkness. I cannot think it will stop there: it seeks world conquest. It hungers for the supremacy of “feel-good” fascists who will live in perfect harmony and never disagree about anything. Obviously, this would be a fate worse than death.

This is truly political correctness run amok.

Stanley (Future Man and Hybrid Herald intern)

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“The object of Monopochessrisk is to lose more friends than your opponents.”
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PH Deluxe

“The object of Monopochessrisk is to lose more friends than your opponents.”