Here is a list of things Armie Hammer is not: Armie Hammer is not a pro wrestler. He’s definitely not a GI Joe villain or a Slovenian DJ, or a guy who plays checkers with Bernie Madoff in prison.
What’s that—twenty years from the twentieth anniversary of this event sounds about right? It’s even more recent than you would have guessed?
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The temptation to post a comment skewering this troglodyte is as enticing as Kobe beef. You have the brainpower, you have the 45 or so minutes it takes to commit to a Facebook argument, you have Snopes.com up and ready to prove them wrong, what’s there to lose?
You’re all done listening to Nirvana. Well done! Now let’s move on to a visual medium. How about some Spongebob?