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Funeral Home Offers Internet-Themed Services for Millennials

To broaden its appeal among millennials, Eberhart Mortuary and Crematory of Tulsa, Oklahoma has started offering funeral services based on popular internet trends. Themes include “Only 90s Kids Will Get This Funeral,” “A Reference Everyone Knows and Then Suddenly John Cena: the Funeral,” and a dramatization of a fanfiction written about Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson getting married over the body of the deceased.

By Scooter, ago
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Masochist Retail Worker Derives Pleasure from Customer Service

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, nearly five million Americans work as retail sales associates, with that number expected to rise as the holidays grow nearer. To many, working retail means facing the gauntlet of providing uniformly-excellent customer service, but for Portland resident Tammy Darnell, customer service provides her a paycheck, and a little something extra.

By Rat Fink, ago
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Blogger Confident of His Influence Over Global Events

TOPEKA, KS — With the growth of blogging platform sites like WordPress and Squarespace, it is easier than ever for casual internet users to start blogs. While many bloggers are content to keep their blogs limited to personal pursuits, Jonah Williams, Topeka resident and proprietor of the blog World Change Now, claims his blog is a platform for launching worldwide revolutions. “My blog posts transcend borders, societies, cultures,” said Williams, while sipping a Fresca and listening to Korn.

By Rat Fink, ago