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Bondage Enthusiasts Declare for Cruz as ‘TrusTed’ Slogan Takes on New Meaning

“Like I get it, you’re meant to read it as ‘trusted’ or ‘trust Ted,’ but Ted Cruz is such an untrustworthy, lying rat bastard that it was like my mind prevented me from seeing it that way,” said Tina, a dominatrix who requested we print only her first name. “I can't help but read it as ‘truss Ted,’ which makes it sound like he wants to be tied up. What a ratfucker.”

By Prairie Kid, ago