To broaden its appeal among millennials, Eberhart Mortuary and Crematory of Tulsa, Oklahoma has started offering funeral services based on popular internet trends. Themes include “Only 90s Kids Will Get This Funeral,” “A Reference Everyone Knows and Then Suddenly John Cena: the Funeral,” and a dramatization of a fanfiction written about Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson getting married over the body of the deceased.
According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, nearly five million Americans work as retail sales associates, with that number expected to rise as the holidays grow nearer. To many, working retail means facing the gauntlet of providing uniformly-excellent customer service, but for Portland resident Tammy Darnell, customer service provides her a paycheck, and a little something extra.
Line chef Miguel Marquez was initially pleased to learn that his new coworker was a fluent Spanish speaker.
Yesterday an anonymous Germantown pundit and blogger strongly accused a different ideology of breeding extremism.
“I’ve created a real life fight club. We meet every Wednesday night at 9 in my garage,” said Berkeley native, douchebag David Kent.
In order to navigate this digital expanse in search of the perfect content, patrons of pornographic websites must have an expansive vocabulary to describe exactly what they are looking for—or develop one. According to a new study conducted by Dartmouth University, the average user learns two to four new adjectives each session.
Buffalo Wild Wings enjoys immense popularity among millennials and sports fans alike, but the restaurant chain doesn’t rest on its laurels—BWW R&D remains hard at work crafting innovative new customer experiences. And as it turns out, the solution may involve more than new dipping sauces.
TOPEKA, KS — With the growth of blogging platform sites like WordPress and Squarespace, it is easier than ever for casual internet users to start blogs. While many bloggers are content to keep their blogs limited to personal pursuits, Jonah Williams, Topeka resident and proprietor of the blog World Change Now, claims his blog is a platform for launching worldwide revolutions. “My blog posts transcend borders, societies, cultures,” said Williams, while sipping a Fresca and listening to Korn.
“I’m just not that into football, guys. I dunno, it isn’t for me,” Greer told reporters outside his family’s home.