"The Mega Kill Death Laser should never have been given enough funding and support by me to get as far as it has."
“Think of it this way: a person scrolling aimlessly through a Facebook feed has a lot in common with a blue whale feeding on krill, only we don’t have baleens to filter out the useless chaff.”
Here is a list of things Armie Hammer is not: Armie Hammer is not a pro wrestler. He’s definitely not a GI Joe villain or a Slovenian DJ, or a guy who plays checkers with Bernie Madoff in prison.
"I'm surprised nobody caught on earlier," said Margaret Finch, a head of the project. "You notice how he says everything in that painfully dull monotone that makes you want to jam a drill into your own brain? That's because he's just hooked up to a text-to-speech translator."
"For this piece,” Gordon said, changing tabs in Photoshop, “I have a piggy bank wearing one of those old-fashioned doctor headband things with the CD on it, except the piggy bank is a Republican elephant with this huge coin slot on its back so you can still tell it’s a piggy bank.”
What’s that—twenty years from the twentieth anniversary of this event sounds about right? It’s even more recent than you would have guessed?
We were warned that excessive political correctness, even just calling people racist, would lead to disaster. But we were fools who ignored the danger.
"Robotics systems are complex and delicate, and vulnerable to moisture," Hoop explained.